I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
did you just send me my own nude
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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