You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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