you win again, gameday.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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