Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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