I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Come on in and take your pants off
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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