you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
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