I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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