Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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I just googled if crying burns calories
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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