It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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