BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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