i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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