It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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