Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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