I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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