all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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