I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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