i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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