aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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