what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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