Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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