Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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