I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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