It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
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Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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