love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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