So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
where are you?
Hypothermia
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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