so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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