Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I skipped work to stalk him.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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