I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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