I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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