what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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