i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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