i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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