That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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