just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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