I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
