There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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