you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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