i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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