Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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