There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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