I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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