My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
