with your own penis?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you mean i was at the winter classic?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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