marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
so that wasnt chicken after all
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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