I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
