We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He better not be in your backpack
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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