I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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