talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
how do you play pong handcuffed?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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