Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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