Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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