you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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