I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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