She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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