Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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