Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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